This breer is so bake, mans be shittin' themselves when he in dem yard innit?
Apart from being illiterate and from E13 (yep, that is where your tax money is going), this fool surely is a contender for victim of the week, Hackney style.
His anecdote, presented on his MySpazz site with the unmistakable linguistic tenacity of a dyslexic eight-year old, is so interesting and illuminating of Afrokan's character that it warrants reproducing. He 'must of' gotten kicked out of school before he had a chance to grasp the concept of punctuation. I got bare respect for my man Afrokan, ya get me? Please don't hurt us, Afrokan!
HOW I NEARLY GOT SHANKED IN HACKNEY
(by Afrokan, a geezer so hard he gets stared down by strangers on his way to church)
I was jammin at SLYMA'S yard (stratford) till like 19:00
Then i get a phone call sayin i have to go to church and be dere by 21:00
Jus so you no, the church is in Hackney (homerton)
So must of left Slyma's yard between like 19:30 and 20:00
Got to Stratford station 10 minutes later and got on da 276 towards Hackney
Must Of got to Hackney and i see baaaare traffic and i was like 10mins away from church
So i decided to walk dere init!
While i was walking, i walked past this double decker bus (i think it was the no. 55)
And i looked into it, and all i see is dis light skin WASTEMAN looking, giving me evils! DICKHEAD!
So i looked back at him and carried on walking and hes still looking me lol, im like SKEEN!
The traffic free'd up a bit so the bus moved ahead of me a bit den it stopped...
Meaning i had to walk past the bus again and see dat ugly mans face again, i swear he was about 30 lol
I walked past the bus agen and i see the man.. still staring at me!! FAARKIN HELL!!
ANYWAYS!!
I walked down the road some more, den all i hear is 'OI YOU!! U FINK UR BAD INIT'
I turned around to see dat this man had got off the bus...
(HE HAD TIME...)
I kept my eye on him.. 10 seconds later he takes out a shank and RUNS towards me lol..
EESH! I was gone again!!!!!!!!!!
HOW I NEARLY GOT SHANKED IN HACKNEY
I think John Lydon put it best when he said "No future".
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