The World's Inbox

Due to the specifics of my email address, I keep getting mails addressed to people whose surname match mine. Some are rather personal, like the one I just received a few minutes ago:

"HELLO MY DEAR -----....ARE YOU NOW IN SWEDEN?...I UNDERSTAND BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU HAVE PROBLEM...IM YOUR GIRLFRIEND & I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW OF WHAT HAPPEN... BE OPEN TO ME...WHAT HAPPEN TO YOUR WORK? OKAY YOU HAVE TO SAVE MONEY FOR OUR FUTURE..LIFE IS NOT EASY...TAKE CARE...I MISS UR BALD...LOL....U KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HOPE U CAN CALL SOMETIMES..LOVE YOU!

YOUR PUSSY CAT,

-------"

I hope she finds him and his bald... U know what I mean...